While I was tidying up the last day of vacation I found Gus on his back in the kitchen and sent number one daughter this photo of him doing the backstroke. I left him for a while to be sure he was dead but thought I saw him move, then dismissed it.
Next, the time came… I told him not to move and I reached down to get him (to dispose of—shhh!) … and he waved at me … (eye roll 🙄 ). That scared the p-turkey out of me (whatever that means).
I texted all of this to her and that I hate “crunch” (you know—when they aren’t dead yet). She asked if Gus was a cockroach… LOL 😀 Then she asked if I had seen any scorpions… 😯
OMG … SCORPIONS? I hadn’t thought of that. Told her I thought I would know since I wasn’t in the morgue or the hospital—was upright and walking. She asked where I was walking… (eye roll :roll:). I guess she thought I was outside doing exercise when I was just inside? Oh dear! I tell her that I am walking to the kitchen and she said she guessed I wasn’t in the morgue. Good guess. 😆
I said, “Nope.” And she says, “Phew.” Hahahahaha..!!!
She is a smart one. I think I will keep her! This is what we do… This is natural. Comedy? Maybe. LOL 😀
Now, who said my life was boring? 😀
Happy Gardening! 😀
I’m still Laughing!!!!! 🙂
Take Care and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T
Thanks! I’m glad I could give you a laugh. I laugh until I cry every time I read it. In reality, the laughter started as soon as she asked if Gus was a cockroach. 😀 Take care! 😀
Looks like Gus wants you to rub his little belly! 🙂 Dave
Dave, you are so funny!!! He may have wanted me to but that’s not what he got or maybe he did and I rubbed too hard??? 😀 I can’t believe you said that. LOL..ROFL.. 😀 Thanks! Perfect addition! Take care! 😀
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